Wednesday, December 19, 2012

The 12 Days Of A Baby Christmas


To get a full dose of Christmas spirit, start humming the tune to "The 12 Days Of Christmas" right now.... go ahead... I'm waiting.

Now that the tune is stuck in your head, you will be singing it for the rest of the day. So go ahead and sing the following rendition of that Christmas classic, to the tune now playing over, and over in your subconscious.

Why not share the joy... sing it at the top of your lungs! Everyone sing! Here we go...


On the first day of Christmas my grandbabies gave to me... a toothless smile with drool.


On the second day of Christmas my grandbabies gave to me... two snotty noses and a toothless smile with drool.


On the third day of Christmas my grandbabies gave to me... three quick naps, two snotty noses and a toothless smile with drool.


On the fourth day of Christmas my grandbabies gave to me... four crying fits, three quick naps, two snotty noses and a toothless smile with drool.


On the fifth day of Christmas my grandbabies gave to me... five smelly poops... four crying fits, three quick naps, two snotty noses and a toothless smile with drool.


On the sixth day of Christmas my grandbabies gave to me, six clothes a changing, five smelly poops... four crying fits, three quick naps, two snotty noses and a toothless smile with drool.


On the seventh day of Christmas my grandbabies gave to me... seven bibs with spit-up, six clothes a changing, five smelly poops... four crying fits, three quick naps, two snotty noses and a toothless smile with drool.


On the eighth day of Christmas my grandbabies gave to me... eight squeals 'n giggles, seven bibs with spit-up, six clothes a changing, five smelly poops... four crying fits, three quick naps, two snotty noses and a toothless smile with drool.


On the ninth day of Christmas my grandbabies gave to me... nine empty bottles, eight squeals 'n giggles, seven bibs with spit-up, six clothes a changing, five smelly poops... four crying fits, three quick naps, two snotty noses and a toothless smile with drool.


On the tenth day of Christmas my grandbabies gave to me... ten coos and babbles, nine empty bottles, eight squeals 'n giggles, seven bibs with spit-up, six clothes a changing, five smelly poops... four crying fits, three quick naps, two snotty noses and a toothless smile with drool.


On the eleventh day of Christmas my grandbabies gave to me... eleven gassy burps, ten coos and babbles, nine empty bottles, eight squeals 'n giggles, seven bibs with spit-up, six clothes a changing, five smelly poops... four crying fits, three quick naps, two snotty noses and a toothless smile with drool.


On the twelfth day of Christmas my grandbabies gave to me... twelve bottoms wiping, eleven gassy burps, ten coos and babbles, nine empty bottles, eight squeals 'n giggles, seven bibs with spit-up, six clothes a changing, five smelly poops... four crying fits, three quick naps, two snotty noses...


... and a toothless smile with drool.


Wishing Everyone A Merry Christmas And...
A Silent Night!

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