Infomercial

Are you tired of people sucking the good mood right out of you? Do you have those "Negative Normans" in your life that make you hide when you see them coming? Or perhaps you have to pretend you're not at home, when those "Debbie Downers" surprise you with a visit?

Do I have news for you! The answer to all your mood disorder problems is right here! Introducing the new "MOOD DEFIBRILLATOR"!

This amazing invention is small enough to fit in your pocket or purse! Take it with you wherever you go! You'll never be stuck listening to "Willie Whiners" or "Moody Judys" again!

The MOOD DEFIBRILLATOR is fast and easy to use... and fun too!! All it takes is one good electrical shock to the temple, and this handy dandy gadget delivers a therapeutic dose of electrical energy, shocking that "Sour Susan" into a smiling, happy person you'll love to be around! (Usually blinking resumes within minutes and drooling subsides in a matter of days.)

You too, can shock your way to happy! Be the first of your friends and family to own the "MOOD DEFIBRILLATOR". You will be the envy of the neighborhood! Just think... no more "Betty Buzzkills"!

Order in the next ten minutes, and you will receive not one... but TWO personal, pocket "MOOD DEFIBRILLATORS"! You will have one for each hand when you're at holiday family gatherings!

BUT WAIT!! That's not all... with each purchase you will receive a power cord to recharge your "MOOD DEFIBRILLATOR" so you will always be ready when those pesky bad moods creep up on you.

The "MOOD DEFIBRILLATOR" is priceless but, you can have a "MOOD DEFIBRILLATOR" of your very own for only TEN payments of $29.95! A small price to pay for happiness!

Tens have been sold worldwide!  Get yours TODAY!  You won't want to leave home without it!

(Do not use in rain or inclimate weather - backfiring could occur)

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